What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 02:03
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
Is heroin really as good as people say it is?
No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
Do foreign workers face discrimination in Canada?
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What are the defining characteristics of woke liberals and conservatives in the United States?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
What are the best ways to treat seasonal allergies?
Still no good
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What is something you have to share?
Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Does Donald Trump have low self-esteem?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why don't I get sleep at nights?
Still no good.
Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Do you remember one day, you put a deep smile on someone's face and made them very happy?
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
Which feels physically better for guys: vaginal sex or anal sex?
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...